Talk About Spoon-able, Huh?

iguessthatscool:

why do people always walk behind me when penises show up on my dashboard

“what is that laura”

“i dont know”

“is that porn laura”

“i guess”

lol i try to avoid those moments, so i minimise the window wen pple walk past, but it just ends up looking more suss. just go away! lol

booyoshi:

i’m just so tired.

of everything.

HERE HERE. sex fricken makes the world go round.

longlivethequeen:

captainkirk:

woahitsjuanito:

musicalirony:

christielouwho:

(funwithfire:

allshewrote:

oldfilmsflicker:

STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(megmess:brighteryellow:camanda:downinpockets:starsandsons:judesan:)

I was ninety-nine point nine percent sure I was dreaming.

There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made.

Midway upon the journey of our life
I found myself within a forest dark,
For the straightforward pathway had been lost.

Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler’s pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say
that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of the garden, there came through the open door the heavy scent of the lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn.

1801 - I have just returned from a visit to my landlord - the solitary neighbour that I shall be troubled with.

whatwouldkanyedo:

but i say it sheenin

victoriaisamess:

English translation: amorous friendship (gives only a hint of its true meaning: a delicious form of intimacy, expressed in exchanges of teasing kisses, tender embraces, intimate conversations and rhapsodic love letters, but not necessarily sexual congress)

Ben Franklin Was A Pro

je veux un amitié amoureuse x)

Don’t assume shit about me boy. Just because I don’t act like  a stuck-up prissy little bitch doesn’t mean that you can assume you have more money than me.

BAM.

yerawizardharry:

1. Graduate High School with good grades
2. Get my tattoos
3. Move to New York
4. Audition to The American Academy of Dramatic Arts in New York
5. Graduate with a degree in Fine Arts
6. Become part of as many stage and film projects as possible
7. Meet DanRad, tell him he’s sexy.
8. Become a Humanitarian once I have enough recognition and money to support myself and my family
9. Be in a move with Johnny Depp
10. Have hot, steamy, wild sex with Johnny Depp
11. Kick Megan Fox in the face if she’s still attempting to be an actress
12. Write a novel
13. Have hot, steamy, wild sex with Johnny Depp
14. Have hot, steamy, wild sex with Johnny Depp
15. Have hot, steamy, wild sex with Johnny Depp
16. Be happy

There are of course much, much more and I will add to this list soon, but that’s pretty much what I want to happen in my life.